So I'm just an ordinary girl dreaming of extraordinary things and trying hard to beat the expectations... I'll tell you how it works out later

communistbakery:

textbaka:

tumblr is a lot like singing tbh

yeah because you can only hit like 3 notes

assbutt-inthetardis-withsherlock:

cumberspawnn:

legolastheobvious:

quinnosaur:

lordbovineiscthulhu:

alrightpotter:

legolastheobvious:

hands up if you sing duets with yourself

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Fuck that I sing “Bohemian Rhapsody” by myself

IS THIS THE REAL LIFE

if you cunts think you’re about to start singing bohemian rhapsody on my post I will kick you so fucking hard your mother’s mother will feel it

is this just fantasy

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality

(Source: criesaboutfalloutboy)

deatheatrs:

introducing: tumblr users being smooth as fuck

Sebastian Stan multiple expressions apreciation post

(Source: thegladersoldier)

Sam Has Some of the Best Lines Ever and Jared Has Some of the Best Outtakes Ever

colorfulrocket:

attackofthekillermexisaurusrex:

I’m just looking at my gifs,

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And I’ve realized that Sam has some of the funniest lines ever in the show

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Like, I have so many of these gifs that I don’t know whether or not this isn’t funny or not

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And then I started looking at Jared’s outtakes

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And realized most of them are my favorite outtakes

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I just felt like I should point that out. For Science and stuff.

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Couldn’t not reblog this.

tooleztofunction:

This scene entire movie was brilliant perfect amazing written by Jesus.

(Source: mywordsaremyarmor)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

letsboldlygomotherfuckers:

do you ever have really weird vivid dreams that fuck you up for a day or two after 

(Source: naydoh)

my-little-mod-blog:

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

COMPUTER, ZOOM!

COMPUTER, ENHANCE!

BINGO.

my-little-mod-blog:

patbaer:

Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

COMPUTER, ZOOM!

COMPUTER, ENHANCE!

BINGO.

dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

charmancler:

thesylverlining:

elkian:

teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

why do advertisers humanize food products

why is there a bear family who considers the highlight of their day to be wiping their asses

why is a gecko the leader of an insurance company

kindnesswillsavetheworld:

lucyintheskywithdiamonds16:

avengette:

omgmyfeels:

imsirius:


Some HP characters + correct eye colors

Voldy looks terrifying

He’s supposed to be

I CAN REST EASY NOW

Thank you finally

lisaedelstein:

i feel like these two tweets sum up my life in a nutshell

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